So, I went to Portland a couple weeks ago to “help” a friend start planning her wedding. We went to the Portland Bridal Show, which was pretty sad for Portland being such a great city! We went with her Mom, MOH (she’s only having one bridesmaid…fine by me!) and her to-be Aunt-in-law.

Of course, I told her MOH that I would “HELP” her with ideas and planning for the Bridal Shower and Bachelorette Party. Apparently when I said “help” she heard “do it all for you.” Over the last several days she has emailed me no less than 5 times telling me what the Bride would like to do, what month and could I look into it! Um, NO!

YOU are in Portland, I am in Seattle.

YOU are the MOH, I am NOT.

YOU need to get your shit together, I am cool just being a “helper.”